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Monday, March 31


This is what it comes to. I make a pledge and solemnly vow to never attempt one of these things ever again. But I read the questions and I honestly don't have an answer to most of them.

So unless you have other unimportant things to do, please don't read this. I guess that's a disclaimer of sorts, of the impending doom that's about to surface. Yes, I like Melodrama.

Rules (blah blah) - Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.

1. Name three most valuable assets.
- Music for every mood
- Shampoo and Conditioner
- The ability to shape-shift. Non-physically.

2. One truth in your life that haunts you every day?

3. If you were to be stranded on a deserted island, who are the four blog buddies you would take alongside with you?
Easy! Nobody. I like being by myself. The end.

4. Where is the place that you want to go the most?
Amsterdam, for all the right reasons (as opposed to any other place for all the wrong reasons)

5. If you can have one dream to come true, what would it be?
I wish the darn Coyote would catch the Roadrunner at least once.

6. Current inspiration?
The fact that there are still pretty women in the world today.

7. What are you afraid to lose the most?
My libido... Whatever is left of it

8. What would you do if you found a briefcase full of money?
Buy a boat, buy some champagne, buy bikini models (Yes, buy) and go to the Bahamas
I assume it's a fairly large briefcase.

9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?

No. I'm chicken-shit.

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
She's a girl (I think) :)
She advertises
She reminds me to stay clean and stay sexy even if I do otherwise. :P

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
Brains. No brawn. Unless we decide in advance who gets on top.

12. Which type of person do you hate the most?
The kind of person whose back I scratch, but the turd doesn't return the favour. Oh the itch!

13. What is your ambition?
To find someone who I can stand for the rest of my life and vice versa

14. What is the thing that will make you think someone is a bad person?
He who farts in public is nasty.

15. For you life is?
A giant pint of beer, frozen stiff, thawed and chilled again.
Never drunk.

16. If you could do one thing different in life, what would it be?
Inventing interchangeable face panels. For myself.

17. Are you a shopaholic or no?

No, I live off other shopaholics. Not cheap, smart!
I do say "I MUST have it" very often, but I don't act on my instincts.

18. Which actress or actor you would like to be?
Zach Braff in 'Garden State'. I already am playing his part to perfection. My character's on TV!

19. Who do you turn to for questions on life?
The hidden caverns of my brain. Or Douglas Adams. Or both.

20. Do you have any plans for tomorrow?
Tomorrow is dependent on what I choose to do or what I don't, so the query is flawed because it questions my predictability to the extent of ascertaining whether or not I follow what I originally plan, in which case, if I fall short of my own expectations, the question would make me feel guilty and wrong and I don't like anything to wield that much power. Therefore to flatten the ego of the question, my reply is 'undecided'... Which does not mean it is a 'No'. Because that would imply I led a pathetic life that was driven by the tasks other people set for me.

I am already lost within the realms of my mind.

And I tag NOBODY, because as weird as it sounds, especially coming from the mouth of a sadist, I don't want to put anyone through such hazardous mental pain.

Good night.

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