Tag-along

I tag you, you tag me,
We're fools for the world to see...
You're too cool, you deserve to be,
Hung upside down from a tree...

Oh, you dolts! Stop reading already and go burn something you don't like...


The following are snippets from my interview with Rolling Stone magazine, who are total dweebs by the way...


1. Pick out a scar you have, and explain how you got it.

Well... I was young and unspoilt, and very unwisely stepped in the path of a couple of guys duelling.
It was one of those 'hurling-stones-at-each-other' kinda duel.
Anyway, at the end of the day, I managed to freak other kids out by the sight of blood and I left the scene with a scar shaped like a bindi on my forehead. I have been called a girl ever since...


2. What is on the walls in your room?

There is this weird thing I picked up at Nathula Pass which is supposedly a Nepali artefact. It's a door of some sort. Anyway, it looked pretty cool to me...
There is also a weird tribal face mask made of bronze...
Many posters of cars which seriously need some tape to hold them back up...
And of course there are a hellova lot of nails carelessly hammered in and forgotten about...


3. What does your phone look like?

Like shiite compared to what's the rage now.
But I'm planning to keep it with me and sell it after 10 years as a priceless antique...


4. What music do you listen to?

Ah well... You do NOT want to ask me that question...
In case you're still curious, please make sure you take a look at my orkut 'music interests' page...
In case, you're too lazy to even do that, you suck...
And anyway, the answer to the question is 'I Listen To Everything!'



5. What is your current desktop picture?

Finally! A question I like...

I have 'Cristina Scabbia' all over my desktop now...
She is the lead singer of Lacuna Coil and is the hottest chick in metal right now...


Tomorrow, I will have Elisha Cuthbert all over my desktop... :)



6. What do you want more than anything right now?

Peace of mind...

And a few million dollars...


7. Do you believe in gay marriage?

Yes I do... Not for me, but for the other queers out there.


8. What time were you born?

I don't really know... Because you see, when I was born, watches and timepieces had yet to be invented...
Why do you even care?!?


9. Are your parents still together?

Yes... I believe so...
Who started this tag? I'll bet it was an American!


10. What are you listening to now?

Tokio - Ubers Ende der Welt

And no! I don't understand what they're singing!


11. Do you get scared of the dark?

Maybe...
But I'm deathly petrified of the pair of green glowing eyes under my bed...


12. The last person to make you cry?

I don't know... I haven't cried since I was 5...
Ooh! I'm not trying to potray the whole 'I'm a rough 'n' tough guy' image.
I am naturally cold and have no emotion...


13. What is your favourite Perfume/Cologne?

Well, I'm more of a deo guy and I have atleast 8 cans of environment unfriendly CFC sprays stashed in my cupboard...
Out of them all, I like Nike Pure the best...
And if it really has to be a cologne, I like Drakkar Noir and Boucheron...


14. What kind of hair/eye colour do you like on the opposite sex?

Well... I have a thing for brunettes. Dark, long hair does it for me...
The eyes don't really matter, as long as they're not closed all the time or completely stoned...


15. Do you like pain killers?

Sometimes... But I seem to like pain even more...


16. Are you too shy to ask someone out?

Heck! I'm too shy to even look someone in the eye!


17. Favourite pizza topping?

Mushrooms, Jalapenos, and a lot of cheese!

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?

I would like to sink my fangs into a delicious Mexican Burger at Baywatch in the midst of all the sea breeze and a view of the beach at night...
But I must tell myself that fitness comes first...

Or maybe not...


19. Who was the last person you made mad?

Myself... I got really fidgety and then asked myself to cut it out.


20. Is anyone in love with you?

I don't think so... I don't know...
I'm not even in love with myself...


Aah! Yes...
Here is my favourite part...
Where you leave me alone!

Bye...